The inappropriately named hit man ‘Mr Jolly’ rents office space next door to alcoholic incompetents Rik and Ade, proprietors of ‘Dreamytime Escorts’, London’s seediest escort agency.
Mr Lovebucket is a deranged madman who sells wines and spirits to most of London’s off licences, helped by his famous sales line ‘You wouldn’t want your shop burned down, would you?’. He also wants Nicholas Parsons, Britain’s famous game show host, killed. But through an accident of geography and a series of misunderstandings, he finds he has paid Rik and Ade £3,000 to ‘take out’ Parsons. Intellectual incompetents as they are, Rik and Ade view the commission as the highlight of their escorting activities – and fail to realise his murderous mission.
